Tuesday, August 24, 2010

This addiction is getting expensive

I'm sure you've ready the headlines about coffee prices hitting 12 or 13 year highs and you might be slightly perturbed (it's a real word, look it up). Let's break it down for the common folk. That home brew you're used to sucking down before you rush out of the house while being late for that important meeting ... yeah, that crud you brew in the morning. It's going to get more expensive. Folgers, Nabob, or whatever crap you drink will be more expensive at the local Walmart.

Whaa?! F*ck you! (Indeed, my thoughts exactly)

However, not all is bleak for coffee drinkers. Tim Hortons and Starbucks have stated that their customers have nothing to fear. The rise in coffee prices was wisely foreseen by future gambling stock market gurus and subsequently planned for and integrated into cost benefit analysis ... er did I lose you there? Lost myself too. No price increase for Starbucks or Tim Hortons, for now.

Time to start feeding my cat coffee beans ...

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